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Subject:BEST GAME EVAR. EVAR EVAR EVAR EVAR.
Time:02:02 am
Since I'm too lazy to make a real entry, I'll just give you an AIM log. Basically, I found a game. Was supposed to be an MMORPG wargame. It was going open beta in a few hours. I decided to try it. Result = LAFF.

KutanMoogle (1:13:09 AM): Okay, so
KutanMoogle (1:13:11 AM): Outpost
KutanMoogle (1:13:22 AM): Is the most hilarious game I've ever played next to Superman 64
Latias101exe (1:13:26 AM): o.o
KutanMoogle (1:13:35 AM): It's not even a game yet
Latias101exe (1:13:40 AM): Lawl
KutanMoogle (1:13:44 AM): It's almost like that Moon Base thing
KutanMoogle (1:13:47 AM): But you click on things
KutanMoogle (1:13:48 AM): And they die
Latias101exe (1:13:51 AM): XD
KutanMoogle (1:13:56 AM): I have no ****ing clue
KutanMoogle (1:14:00 AM): How they managed to make it 100 megs
Latias101exe (1:14:11 AM): Unused things
KutanMoogle (1:15:50 AM): Also
KutanMoogle (1:15:57 AM): Dr. Jackal was on
KutanMoogle (1:16:01 AM): He's the guy responsible for the game
KutanMoogle (1:16:14 AM): I told him what I was playing was a steaming pile of ass
KutanMoogle (1:16:17 AM): And he kicked me XD
Latias101exe (1:16:23 AM): LAWL
Latias101exe (1:16:39 AM): Die Kutan
Latias101exe (1:16:41 AM): *clicks*
KutanMoogle (1:16:49 AM): That's
KutanMoogle (1:16:52 AM): Exactly how it plays
KutanMoogle (1:16:56 AM): You don't even have to aim and shoot
KutanMoogle (1:16:59 AM): You just click
KutanMoogle (1:17:01 AM): And they die
Latias101exe (1:17:03 AM): WOw that's sad, hahaha.
Latias101exe (1:17:05 AM): </Doc>
KutanMoogle (1:17:15 AM): I am
KutanMoogle (1:17:19 AM): Making a topic about it on LUE
Latias101exe (1:17:24 AM): XD
KutanMoogle (1:17:25 AM): So maybe we can fill it up with LUEsers XD
KutanMoogle (1:17:30 AM): It'd make it a bit more entertaining
Latias101exe (1:17:47 AM): Is there at least gun EFFECTS?
KutanMoogle (1:17:56 AM): Yeah
KutanMoogle (1:18:10 AM): Little yellow lines that're supposed to be gunfire
Latias101exe (1:18:28 AM): Awesome
KutanMoogle (1:18:34 AM): Well
KutanMoogle (1:18:40 AM): Little yellow line
KutanMoogle (1:18:47 AM): Since even SMGs can only fire one shot at a time
Latias101exe (1:19:02 AM): Are
Latias101exe (1:19:12 AM): Flash versions of "Asteroids" better?
KutanMoogle (1:19:19 AM): They're a lot more playable
KutanMoogle (1:19:23 AM): Did I mention the lag?
Latias101exe (1:19:25 AM): Lawl
KutanMoogle (1:19:33 AM): You can't do anything but stand and shoot, even if you wanted to do otherwise
KutanMoogle (1:19:37 AM): Actually
KutanMoogle (1:19:43 AM): You CAN'T move while shooting, regardless of the la
KutanMoogle (1:19:44 AM): ...lag
KutanMoogle (1:19:51 AM): You also
KutanMoogle (1:19:53 AM): Cannot jump in this game
Latias101exe (1:19:54 AM): That's
Latias101exe (1:19:59 AM): Like, earlier than Alpha
KutanMoogle (1:20:02 AM): Yes XD
Latias101exe (1:20:12 AM): If over half the features don't work
Latias101exe (1:20:15 AM): It's less than Alpha
KutanMoogle (1:20:23 AM): Oh, and
KutanMoogle (1:20:24 AM): Every enemy
KutanMoogle (1:20:26 AM): That dies
KutanMoogle (1:20:29 AM): Drops a potion
Latias101exe (1:20:30 AM): Beta 100% works, but is limited and has bugs
KutanMoogle (1:20:43 AM): Which, first of all, makes dying out of the question
KutanMoogle (1:20:55 AM): And second, potions in a wargame = XD XD XD

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latiass
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Time:2004-07-19 02:07 am (UTC)
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I win
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daiku_arumando
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Time:2004-11-17 10:39 am (UTC)
Outpost 1.5, I remember that game. Outpost 2 > Outpost 1/1.5. Yeah, you probably have no idea who I am, but I found you thanks to the listing of people interested in agnph. FYI, this is Daiki. o.o; Uhm... I'll go now. I just thought I should comment since I've played post Outpost 1.5 and 2. Outpost 2 is a lot like Command & Conquer, except the story missions are impossible to beat due to the fact that a rampant microbe that breaks everything down to its basic elements is constantly lurching its way towards you in the form of a pink "creep" over the map.

Alright, I'm done. x.x;
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daiku_arumando
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Time:2004-11-17 10:41 am (UTC)
It just hit me, that we probably aren't thinking of the same game. Ah well, either way, the one that came out in like... '94 was really, really shitty. o.O;
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